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chop salad 

Verb. The act of getting one's ass eaten against their will as oppose to tossing salad
"Let me catch that fish on the yard, im gonna take him in the broom closet and Im gonna chop salad so good!"
chop salad by Sai Alfaron March 20, 2014

chop suey 

System of a Down's first heavily rotated single, soon pissed on and beaten to death by Avril Lavigne. The Tenacious D parody-cover, however, makes up for that.

It's also Chinese food.
You'd think that Chop Suey was too good to be ruined, but then that stupid bitch KILLED IT.

OR

Mmm, this is some tasty chop suey.
chop suey by Conan O'Brien November 15, 2003

Chop Suey Chad

The Super Saiyan form of the man of small stature, Chad (negative form). Penis gets 69000 social credits when evolving but only grows one centimeter. Can easily take on Godzilla but gets curbed stomped by Aaron Kyro. By the way, he enjoys eating chop suey and noodles
Timothy Hammond: Chop Suey Chad got no diffed by Aaron Kyro!
Marcus Papanott: Chop Suey Chad kinda strong but trash.
Chop Suey Chad by GlassesPwr March 24, 2022

Chop Sockey 

Hong Kong movie style martial arts.

Popularised by Nigle Buckland of Vids.
"Hey, Steffy boy, that Jackie Chan is a top, low-centre-of-gravity, chop sockey master"
Chop Sockey by farge bofflenerp November 3, 2009

Pork Chop Sandwich 

Pork Chop Sandwiches !

Get out ... just get the fuck out you stupid SOB !
Pork Chop Sandwich by Gi_Joe December 9, 2003

American Chop Suey 

The most awesome of all school lunch foods. It is pretty much Ground Beef and Elbow Macaroni mixed together in red sauce. Mmmmmm.
I brought my lunch to school today, but "accidentally" left it in my locker when I found out it was American Chop Suey day!
American Chop Suey by TACOpolo January 29, 2009