Canine Submision 

Forcing somone into submission and to take on the roll of a canine or dog; living in a cage, wearing a collar and usually having their hands immobilizedwith special locking gloves that force the hands into fists so that they look like paws. Prevalent practice in the BDSM community.

Travis was forced into Canine Submission, his master makes him wear a collar and wear a gag in his mouth because dogs can't talk, I hear he even eats out of a dog dish and walks on all fours.

Canine Submision by Matthew L. Schwartz March 8, 2005

canine combo 

"sniff, lick, piss, shit" - These are the manditory functions of a large male dog while on a walk. The Canine Combo is performing these functions on the ol' bitch.

She was dirty in bed, so I decided to give her the old canine combo.

canine combo by Sir Buster B. Fuffleton September 16, 2008

canine poetry 

Poetry about SA, failing to protect yourself or others, and abuse that’s typically depicted with dogs and how they bark and bite

“I bare my teeth to try to stop you. I was uncomfortable that you were hurting me. But I never wanted to hurt you So I let you touch me” -Canine poetry

canine poetry by Ballincat434343 October 7, 2023

canine scale 

Based on a man's age, this scale classifies men (who prey on younger women for their sexual appetite) as canines.

The scale is as follows:

Age 0-12: Pup
Age 13-17: Weasel
Age 18-21: Dingo
Age 22-29: Jackal
Age 30-39: Coyote
Age 40-49: Husky
Age 50-59: Silver Fox
Age 60-68: Wolf
Age 69: Pooch / Bush Dog
Age 70-79: Arctic Wolf
Age 80-89: Hyena
Age 90-99: Badger
Age 100+: Old Dog

Zac Efron is a Jackal on the Canine Scale, but Charlie Hunnam, Gerard Butler, George Clooney, and Bruce Willis are classified as Coyote, Husky, Silver Fox, and Wolf, respectively.

canine scale by danthecolombian December 7, 2016

Canine cologne 

Dog Piss.

Bro are you wearing Canine Cologne? You smell like dog piss!

What is that smell?
It's canine cologne - the dog pissed on the carpet.

Canine cologne by B. Hanback September 28, 2008

canine crazy

People or families who build their entire lives around their dogs; their entire existence involves talking about, entertaining and pampering their dogs.

I've got to hurry up and get back inside because my neighbor is canine crazy. Every time I see her, all she does is talk about her two poodles. dog crazy, dog nuts, pet mania, animal lovers

canine crazy by joecoolthefool December 16, 2014

Canine Facebook 

Taking the dog out for a walk. Smelling other dogs piss and crap. Pissing on that dogs piss or crap. The dog's way of networking.

My dog chewed on my shoes because I haven't taken him out to canine facebook in a few days

Canine Facebook by heynow_1 February 23, 2010