Cageing It

A derivative of 'Phoned It In', 'Cageing It' is when an actor gives the most outlandish and ridiculously over the top performance possible; generally under the assumption that the film they're starring in is going to be terrible regardless of what they do (and they hate themselves a little for even being in it), and that the director is unwilling or unable to stop them from doing whatever they want.

Named for the over the top performances typified by Nicolas Cage.

Did you see Eddie Redmayne in Jupiter Ascending? Totally Cageing it.

What was with Michael Sheen at the end of Twilight? He was definitely Cageing It. That dude just didn't give a fuck.

Cageing It by Val_Killmore February 27, 2015

pringle canning

(v.) To take a shit of such enormity and structural integrity that it is capable of straddling the hole in a dry toilet.

"Benson's in there pringle canning the goddamn toilet again."

pringle canning by Captain Coffee January 16, 2017

Canning 

How the poor and homeless make money, by collecting bottles and cans out of garbage cans, especially in places where there are machines that count the cans.

We went canning, got $20 bucks, guess we will eat today.

I just canned $20, let's go get some booze.

Canning by MastervDisguise November 19, 2018

Canning 

To get a flyer
Leave early
Do nothing
Claim 10 hours

"The canning is on"

Canning by Hammy1 April 10, 2012

Danny cane'ing it 

is to flop your dick out on webcam, to then realised your dick is small to zoom in so the picture quality decreases so that you can blame it on the camera at a later date.
You also take your beloved gold sovereign of as this is a clear identification of you.

Boy 1: come over mine for some fifa mate?
Boy 2: In a bit mate im just danny cane'ing it to some girl called rosie!
Boy 1: you know this will end up on facebook right?
Boy 2: no worries mush have the golden sovereign of and you can hardly see the caravan in the background
Boy 1: My o My.

Danny cane'ing it by Alex Aubrey and co. July 13, 2009

Canning 

Drinking an alcoholic beverage, out of a can, at your pleasure.

*3:37 AM*
Owen on his balcony yells "WHOOOOO'S CANNNING ?!?"

Canners from each house on the street run out to their balcony and crack their own can.

*9:26 AM Saturday *

Andrew stumbles to the fridge, takes snap chat with his beer with caption "Who is Canning?!?"

Canning by Huge Canner June 26, 2019

canking

Combining cooking & masterbation, possibly unhygenic

"Alright Jezza, so tell me, whats your problem with canking ?, it saves time, pot noodle and a big wank, 2 birds 1 stone mate"

canking by uncle knobhead February 17, 2009