nigga calories 

N,: Calories obtained from any "Soul Foods" or foods common among African Americans.

"Yo Dawg. My aunt Jemima be cookin up some o' her biscuits, gravy, watermelon and friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied chicken. You comin'?

"Nah brother, that's just empty nigga calories"

nigga calories by Gwecob August 23, 2009

caloris 

the wrong way to spell calories. Why are you still here weren't you trying to look up calories

Esmeralda: I wonder what urban dictionary says about calories...
Alexandra: oh ok ill get my laptop
Searches: urban dictionary caloris

caloris by sevenatenein May 5, 2018

cambrious

The texture of a pufferfish

Oi ya hair looking awfully cambrious today m8

cambrious by Ivy ! August 22, 2023

30 calories 

30 calories refers to a vagina, because when you eat out then that’s actually 30 calories.

“Ayy imma eat 30 calories tonight”

30 calories by thebaneofmyexistance January 14, 2019

Calories 

Little creatures that live in you closet and see your clothes a little tighter every night

-this short is to tight! Must be from all the calories last night

Calories by Eden953 May 14, 2015

Calories 

Little tiny monsters that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter each night.

Kendall knew she shouldn't have eaten the cheese fries, as the calories would get revenge for it.

Calories by Monfoo May 8, 2017

three calories 

Extremely small breasts. Derived from "tic tacs," one and a half calories each times two. (see also "tic tacs")

"That chick aint got no kinda titties! She only got three calories n shit!"

three calories by jonbeazles August 23, 2004