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Calculust 

a strong sexual desire for math
He spent all night doing integrals and he derived great pleasure from doing so. He must have calculust!
Calculust by estarfania April 23, 2011

Pre-Calculus 

The most fucked up class in mathematics, designed to make students hate higher level math before they even get to it. Combines concepts from algebra, trigonometry, geometry, and every lower level denomination of math into a confusing clusterfuck of topics that has no correlation with Calculus- and doesn't even introduce the derivative. Forces students to memorize about 50 different formulas and be able to call them to attention on demand. To name a few; quadratic formula, slope intercept formula, point slope formula, completing the square formula, partial fraction decomposition formula, midpoint formula, factoring by grouping, distance formula, Pythagorean formula, and many more. This course should not exist.
"Hey dude could you help me with this Pre-Calculus problem?"
"No way man, I'm in calc 1- that shit is way too confusing for me"
Pre-Calculus by AfghanPanther September 25, 2018

harder than Chinese calculus 

A phrase used to describe an extremely difficult task or how hard an object is. The inference is that calculus is difficult by itself and in Chinese, a seemly nonsense language compared to English, it is extremely hard. Etymology: Midwest slang.
That girl is so hot, she makes my dick harder than Chinese calculus.

My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."

calculus II

Integrals
Volumes
Parametric Equations
Series
....hell on earth
Professor:"Today in calculus II we will try to integrate e^-(x^-2)"

Student: "I can't, i just shit my pants."

Professor: "Mwa ha ha hah!!"
calculus II by eudoxes March 19, 2007

calculus 

The one reason to allow Starbucks to take over the world.
"I have CALCULUS first hour?! Someone give me a fucking latte..."
calculus by kissinclosets September 21, 2005

calculus 

1.The branch of mathematics that is stereotypically recognized as being difficult and intimidating owing to the fact that it sounds like the word "calculator".
"Don't expect to pass calculus unless your mental math ability exceeds that of a TI-83"
calculus by Tapier December 4, 2009