bruisely 

Not quite as good at fighting as Bruce Lee but pretty darn close.

Jackie Chan is very bruisely.

bruisely by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

bruiserweight 

Pete Motherfucking Dunne

And his opponent, weighing 205 pounds, he is the NXT United Kingdom Champion, The Bruiserweight, Pete Dunne

bruiserweight by TideSplitter February 21, 2021

British indian 

This fine specimen possesses quite a few characteristics including, but not limited to, the following:
smouldering black eyes, top notch banter, exotic looks, sexy english accent, potential cultural identity crisis, and surprisingly a love for both UK junk food and indian delicacies. They can hand you the world in a plate or break your heart in half. Amazing to be around because they are incredibly intelligent, entertaining and life-changing.

A: I knew a british indian once who broke my heart... haven't been able to recover.
B: I got married to one... I am the happiest person alive!

British indian by thatgreekgirl January 19, 2015

bruised throat 

When a dick hits your throat so hard that you get a bruise.

Man I have such a fucking bruised throat after being face fucked last night.

bruised throat by Fuzzy Sluzzy September 21, 2017

bruised plum  

when a tit and or boob aqcuires so many hickies that the entire area covered said body party is an entire bruise.

John gave Hayley a bruised plum and she tried to hide it from her peers at lunch.

bruised plum by Lee Mo April 6, 2008

British girls 

Girls who be shaking all the damn time when they make TikToks. Don’t even know what they do but sis-

Nobody:
British girls: *start shaking*

British girls by Timmy/ tommy March 8, 2019

Bruiseshipping

Bruiseshipping is the pairing between cole and jay from ninjago. The fanart is adorable and they're a really good pair together.

Person A: I read the CUTEST bruise fic a few days ago!

Person B: I love bruiseshipping!

Bruiseshipping by Plasmashipper December 8, 2018