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Ponce de Le-bóned 

When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.

Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.
Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?

I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”

Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time

Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?

Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.

Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned
Ponce de Le-bóned by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013
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Bonke Monke 

The monke overlord that rules the universe and many years ago, defeated chonke donke in the great battle for earth. Bonke Monke's followers have commited to an eternity of only using words, adapting words, or coming up with new words that rhyme with monke, such as donke, stronke, chonke, honke, johnke, tanke, and ur momke. A documentary is currently being made for the search for Bonke Monke's Tanke that he used to defeat Chonke Donke.
Chonke Donke Stronke Bonke Bonke Monke.
Bonke Monke by BONKEMONKE September 27, 2021
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Titty Bonkers 

A Massachusetts term meaning absolutely fucking crazy.
Hey Isaac did you hear Jamie sharted in class, it was Titty Bonkers!!
Titty Bonkers by TittyBonkers March 30, 2021
When you're promised 8 inches and you're delivered 3.5', aka when he wants you to deepthroat but it doesn't even reach your back teeth.
-Do you want to get bronked?
-No, I would rather shit in my hands and play the drums Blue Man style.
Bronked by ᵗˣᶜ Hydra May 26, 2021

Monka Bonkers 

When someone did something crazy, something crazy happened, or a general state of excitement.
Woah dude! You just boxed that kid like a floppa; that was monka bonkers!
Monka Bonkers by trendSetter6969 September 26, 2021

we're boned 

to be screwed. (not sexually)
To be said in a F.U.B.A.R. situation.
fry "i'll fly the ship"
bender "we're boned."
we're boned by castle May 24, 2006

bonedeath 

near death experience or fracturing of bones.
"That wipeout was BONEDEATH!!!!"
bonedeath by nat & emma March 30, 2009