Urban Dictionary: Definitions by trendSetter6969

Lizzard

When a guy or gal has L rizz.

Damn, that guy is a lizzard. He just made half the hoes at the function leave.

Merch

A guy or gal that spits W rizz.

OMG, that guy's a wizzard. He just pulled half the hoes in the school.

Merch

What? Why didn't that work? I'm monka boozled right now.

Merch

The PG13 version/shorter version of saying "hop off my dick"

"Bro, your grades are so shit"
"Hop off, dawg. Mind your own beeswax."

Merch

Instead of saying on god, you sound out the word long but without the L.

"Put that ong (the sound)."
Ong bro.

Merch

"Get pranked bro!! Now you don't have pants!! Trollers gonna troll! HE HE HE HAW!"

Merch

When you aren't trolling. Straight up, something crazy happened and people don't believe you.

"I'm not even trolling bro, I 360 no-scope headshot that default from across the map!"

Merch