talking bollocks 

To talk about something irrelevant, or incorrect.

1. "What did you get up to last night?"
"Oh, just sat round a friends house talking bollocks."

2. "I was out last night and met this bloke who told me he was once an astronaut."
"Woah, did you believe him?"
"No, he was talking bollocks".

talking bollocks by Growkie August 13, 2006

the dogs bollocks 

Something or a person that is the best thing ever.

That Audi TT is the dogs bollocks!

the dogs bollocks by minge monkey April 23, 2003

Dog's Bollocks 

In UK slang terms the "dog's bollocks" means the best. It comes from the habit of male dog's licking their testicles (bollocks) and that they must taste good as they spend so much time in this activity.

The concert last night was the dog's bollocks.

Dog's Bollocks by Robert Kingsley October 4, 2005

No bollocks

No messing around, no excuses, no deception.

I'll have this assignment ready for you by Tuesday. No bollocks.

No bollocks by duosayso August 22, 2011

stark bollock naked 

To be one hundred percent completely naked.

Gordon Ramsay: If that is homemade, I'll fucking dance in this restaurant tonight stark bollock naked.

stark bollock naked by XxTwistedFalconXx December 22, 2018

Top Bollocks

Used as another name for a females breasts

"she has lovly top bollocks"

Top Bollocks by Xod August 28, 2005

stark bollock naked 

(adj.) No clothes on at all, not even a wristwatch or jewellry.

I was getting changed in a tent when I saw Matthew's silhouette walk by, about to come in. I shouted out "Don't come in, i'm stark bollock naked", at which point he laughed, but took as lokk anyway, so I mooned him. He seemed strangely turned by 'the goods', and laughed again.


The moral of the story is that Matt Dunne is gay.

stark bollock naked by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004