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spread betting 

A good way of losing thousands of Euros in double quick time by backing financial or sports markets to either rise or fall. You bet a (relatively) small amount per point of the index which can fluctuate by hundreds (or if you are (un)lucky thousands) of points within a few weeks. On the plus side, you can open and close your bet at any time - sometimes you might open a position which you could hold on to for as long as 3 or 4 months. If there is rapid activity in your favoured direction, you might get out within hours and take a small profit.
Two examples of spread betting:

1. Dow Jones 'March 2007' might have a spread as follows 11200-11215. If you think the market will go up you buy at 215 hoping it will end anywhere higher than this. If conversely you think that the market will go back into the 10,000s you 'Sell' and wait for the market to fall before closing your position.

2. Cricket bet. England 2nd innings of the 4th Test vs Pakistan. The spread might be something like 295-305. If you think England will score 400+ you might buy this position at 1 Euro per run. If they score 405 you win 100 Euros.
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pillow biting 

When a woman (or man) grips the pillow case in her teeth while having sex doggy style.
I got up behind my wife last night and banged her real good! I can always tell how good I'm doing by her pillow biting!
pillow biting by talk2me-JCH2 February 26, 2021
Automated gameplay. Generally by using programs to play games for you.
Bob: What's up?
Me: Botting for D2, hold on.
botting by Willum September 2, 2006

lip biting 

What you do when you want to be fucked so bad but don't want to say anything.
I had to hide my need for him by lip biting.
lip biting by Irenelundy October 20, 2013

lip biting 

it’s an addiction that some people all, not all people have it and if you do have this addiction you’re awesome! this addiction requires you to bite the bottom of your lip repeatedly just whenever you feel like, and sometimes you won’t even notice. sometimes people thinks it’s “hot”, “cute”, or “attractive” whenever others do this.
guy #1 bro, that girl morgan has a serious lip biting problem.

guy #2 yea, bro, it’s kinda hot not going to lie.
lip biting by mae williams August 15, 2019

Nut Butting

When a man and another man ride a motorcycle together. Named that because the one mans nuts touch the other mans butt.
Paul: Hey Aaron, wanna take a ride on my new bike?

Aaron: Maaaannn, I don't want to go Nut Butting with you.
Nut Butting by Aaron East August 19, 2012

Clam Batting 

When a third lesbian slams her clit into the thigh of another lesbian already engaged in scissoring forming the shape of a "T".
"Monica and Jessie were scissoring, but Toni had to go Clam Batting because her breath was stank, yo"
Clam Batting by Wild turkey 81 September 2, 2013