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Biblical Tweets 

Tweets announcing, the end of the world in 2012 or any other impending disaster.
Tweets sent by characters mentioned in The Bible.
Top Biblical Tweets:
Ark was already full, so I had to tell the @dragons, @dinosaurs, and @unicorns I´d be "right back to pick them up." #my bad #extinction.
10:55 AM June 28, 6345 BC from Tweet Deck
CapnFlood
Noah
(Alec McNayr and Alan Beard, Top 7 'Historical Tweets' From The Bible)
Biblical Tweets by rperazag May 25, 2010

Biblical Bitch 

Someone who is a slut, but will not sleep with anyone because of his/her religious beliefs.
"Man that girl I met last night is such a biblical bitch!"
Biblical Bitch by Chat-Daddy October 26, 2011

Biblical knowledge 

1. head from a significantly older woman

2. sexual encounter with a significantly older person.
My homeboy's mom gave me some biblical knowledge the other day.

I went and got me some biblical knowledge from that old-ass freak who lives around the corner.

Biblical Archaeology 

bib-li-kuh | ahr-kee-ol-uh-jee
noun

The guy who studies, you know, places that have to do with religion, like holy sites. Mostly like spots in Jerusalem, Middle East at different parts of the world where they claim that, you know, spots of Christ and places took place, you know, events. So, he's the guy that breaks that down and tries to, you know explain things, you know, tries to, you know, locate and really do more investigations and things.
Biblical Archaeology by Ishtahal January 11, 2018

Biblical Velocity 

The speed at which a dysfunctional object is hit with a bible.
Hit that tube with more Biblical Velocity, bro.

Biblical Adultery 

When you bang someone who isnt you wife/husband and get stoned afterward

In the ancient days if a woman was caught sleeping with a man who she is not married to she would be tied down and beaten to death with stones.

Often referred to as stoning
I so committed biblical adultery last night at the bar.
Biblical Adultery by Hobit Hole December 15, 2009