Ballroom Blitz 

Franticly rearranging one's testicles due to lack of bollock space, or 'ball room'. NOT a casual affair. Only covers emergency rearrangements.

"Why are you smelling your fingers?"
"Just had to rearrange both of my vegetables. These new undies are giving me serious grief."
"Ahhh, the old Ballroom Blitz. Well wash your hands before you eat any more popcorn chicken."

Ballroom Blitz by Jeff Vader 1990 September 14, 2014

Ballroom Dance 

1. The awkward shaking, stepping motion that occurs when a male attempts to adjust the position of his genitalia while walking.

2. The act of performing the above action.

1. Man, that was an obvious ballroom dance.

2. You shouldn't ballroom dance in public.

Ballroom Dance by FlyingxKnife December 5, 2010

Ballroom Dance 

The gonadular jiggle permitted by a spacious pant.

Christopher Lee, wearing a skirt, stoically allowed himself a defiant Ballroom Dance in the face of oncoming traffic.

Ballroom Dance by 535 October 9, 2012

ballroom blitz 

(n) A riot in a nightclub or other performance space in which the audience physically assaults the performer(s), typically by throwing things at them.

"And the man in the back said "Everyone attack!" and it turned into a ballroom blitz." -- "The Ballroom Blitz," song by Nicky Chinn and Mike Chapman

ballroom blitz by MarcXS May 23, 2020

Ballroom Dance 

A kind of shimmy a man does, usually while standing up, in order to adjust the position of his genitals inside his pants.

His underwear was all bunched up, so Bob just did a ballroom dance to make his junk more comfortable.

Ballroom Dance by AdamAtom July 15, 2011

Ballroom Buff 

It means that you want to have the Ballroom Body.

Gym trainer: What type of body are you aiming for?
Me: Ballroom Buff
Gym trainer: what's that?
Me: Legs, arms and torso but I don't want to be puff like a body builder.

Ballroom Buff by Sakurakage February 24, 2023

Ballroom gays 

Ballroom gays are the ones who would do underground drag shows.

Master splinter only has access to the ballroom gays.

Ballroom gays by KaptinAwsum May 28, 2023