authoritard
The manager of the technology team sends paper mail because she doesn't know how to send email. She is an authoritard.
authoritard by Obblie Gobblie March 3, 2008
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Alpha Authority
Alpha Authority AA is a term which shows how much of an Alpha something is, aka a Chad. People who are with Alpha Authority are part of something that has won the highest awards and outdone everyone else by being the first to accomplish something.
Everyone: Yo I heard you're part of the Alpha Authority!! Wicked!
Hadrek: Yeah, ever since it started in 2012. :)
Bryant: Yo, you heard the Alpha Authority won the Bloxys? What a achievement!
Zan: Of course! We are Chads!
Sflux: Heya! I'm an Alpha Authority chad now!
Alpha Authority Chads: Welcome to gang Sflux! :)
Hadrek: Yeah, ever since it started in 2012. :)
Bryant: Yo, you heard the Alpha Authority won the Bloxys? What a achievement!
Zan: Of course! We are Chads!
Sflux: Heya! I'm an Alpha Authority chad now!
Alpha Authority Chads: Welcome to gang Sflux! :)
Alpha Authority by Scriptoria December 19, 2020
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National Defense Authorization Act 2012
Government: Hey, Fourth Amendment!
Fourth Amendment: What?
Government: I National Defense Authorization Act 2012'd your mom!
Fourth Amendment: What?
Government: I National Defense Authorization Act 2012'd your mom!
National Defense Authorization Act 2012 by T0mServ0 January 17, 2012
Authority Zero
Best fucking punk band out there. They're mostly punk but combine some reggae and ska. They're basically one part Sublime and one part Pennywise. They have a lot of Spanish and Portuguese influences in their music too and they have lyrics in both of these languages.
It pisses me off that so few people actually know who they are, even though they released two CDs with a major label (Lava). Buy/download their shit ASAP. I can't really pick a favorite song since they're all good, but try downloading "Lying Awake." When the lead singer was asked about mp3's, he said "i think it's rad" so don't feel guilty about it.
It pisses me off that so few people actually know who they are, even though they released two CDs with a major label (Lava). Buy/download their shit ASAP. I can't really pick a favorite song since they're all good, but try downloading "Lying Awake." When the lead singer was asked about mp3's, he said "i think it's rad" so don't feel guilty about it.
Authority Zero by AZholic March 16, 2005
authority zero
The greatest punk band in the world! They are amazing live and never disappoint the masses of people who go to their shows. They sound like a mix between Sublime and Offspring, and their acoustic album "Rythm and Booze" is the best. They are a local AZ band, the shows stay small and intimate so that the real fans can enjoy. Im somewhat glad that they are not a commercial band, and would love for them to stay somewhat underground...A Passage In Time is best CD! Jason Devore, the lead singer also has a solo album out that kicks ass!
authority zero by AshDot August 30, 2006
Authorititties
The phenomenon when men will do anything a woman wants due to her breasts. In this situation, the woman has authorititties.
Girl: "Hey, can you hold this for a minute?"
Guy 1: "Sure"
Guy 2: "Dude, I know she has authorititties but still..."
Guy 1: "Sure"
Guy 2: "Dude, I know she has authorititties but still..."
Authorititties by witmaster flash July 19, 2011
Authorgasm
The feeling of relief an author experiences after writing a piece after a long period of writer's block. Can leave said author feeling physically lighter and more relaxed and carefree, much like an orgasm.
Cassidy had an Authorgasm after she finished her first poem in months.
All I want to do is have an Authorgasm!
All I want to do is have an Authorgasm!
Authorgasm by CakeShipper May 27, 2013