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Austrian Scooter 

A sexual scenario in which a an individual will take hold of his partners clitoris and twist it violently in a typical ignition movement, the woman will then respond with a hearty moan similar to a scooter engine starting, the same action can be performed in reverse with the action been done on the mans genitals.
Dude, gave my girl an Austrian Scooter last night.
off the hook man, she enjoy it?
Yeah man, she purred like a 250.

Screaming Austrian Defense 

While playing beer pong, you scream like Arnold to make your opponent miss.
*opponent lines up for a shot* you pull out your Screaming Austrian Defense "Your anus has brought shame to your father!" *opponent misses*

Austrian Cake

A phrase used to lure unsuspecting victims to a place in order to beat them over the head with a wiffle ball bat
Hey would you like some Austrian cake? I have some back home.

Austrian Twins 

When your wife and your mistress have your children within a month of each other.
Schwarzenegger fathered children by Maria and his hosuekeeper within weeks of each other. They're Austrian twins.
Austrian Twins by Kermit the toad November 14, 2011

austrian bird principal 

When air temperature lowers below -20C, the birds in higher altitudes freeze, becoming ice blocks. They then fall from the sky, and are seen as ice chunks. The ice chunks are prevalent in places where any type of bird is present. Therefore, by lakes and oceans, the ice balls found near the shore are actually frozen birds.
What are those ice chunks, daddy?" "well, they are frozen birds son, defined by the austrian bird principal
austrian bird principal by ABP4lyfe February 26, 2011

Austrian Napalm Strike 

A combination of a Blumpkin and The Austrian Airstrike.
Like any effective air strike, the Austrian Napalm Strike relies heavily upon communication, timing and accuracy. To assure success requires three willing parties although it can be achieved with a third unwitting party.

One member of the party sits, with buttocks exposed to the cold Austrian breeze, on a window sill a minimum of one floor above street level while another willing participant performs fellatio. Just as orgasm is reached the first member of the pair takes a massive dump out the window.

The third participant, reclining in a deck chair with their hairy chest exposed, then receives the splattering dump of faecal matter followed closely by the jizz spat from the mouth of the fellator.
*Reclining shirtless in a lawn chair*
Kane: “OK guys I’m ready for your Austrian Napalm Strike”

*Sitting on window sill*
Matt: “Thank god, I’ve been holding this dump in for ages and my balls are blue, get to it Dan.”



Matt: “OK Dan I’m about to blow, get ready to hot-potato my napalm onto Kane while take a shit”

Kane: “awwww yeah…”