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Do not attempt to board the helicopter 

an arabic man screaming about how attempting to board the helicopter will actually lead to the bombing of africa
"A medical helicopter will be extracting injured person, do not attempt to board the helicopter For your own safety,keep the area surrounding the medical tent clear for authorized personnel and those in need of medical attention. Keep passport with you at all times, if a border agent asks for your papers,be prepared to provide them. Parents... hold passport for children Clear the area,move behind the barricade as quickly as possible If you need medical attention... inform one of the border agents."

suicide attempt 

the worse feeling to have is to wake up after hoping to die and thinking that you cant accomplish anything, even the death of yourself
wakes up

cries
wishes to die
cant even do suicide attempt right

A beaver attempt 

To attempt to give a ladies pleasure parts some horizontal refreshment, only to discover that it is far to hairy and looks like Bob marley in a leglock, thus you calling a taxi and going home.
Bloke in pub: Here mate went for a beaver attempt with this lass last night only to discover i needed to get the council in to trim her bush.
A beaver attempt by lenrod the 1st September 2, 2008

Retards Attempting Poetry 

RAP is actually an acronym for Retards Attempting Poetry.
People who want to look "hard" like to blast "RAP" from their stereo speakers. In reality these "thugs" are insecure and illiterate.

Desperado Attempt 

A desperado attempt is where you would do almost anything to win. Normally used for gaming puposes. It's like breaking the fourth wall (by cheating) in order to win.
Say you are VS your friend in a fighting game. The desperado attempt would be if you would slam your shoulder into your friend so they would stop attacking you, and you kill them or even the odds for the win.
Kyle: Time for my Desperado Attempt!
*Hits Matt in the shin via foot*
Matt: Asshole!
Kyle: I finish the lap first, bitch!
Desperado Attempt by FWL January 14, 2008

A beaver attempt 

a pathetic attempt at oral sex. (i.e. it was bad)

OR

a failed attempt at getting some.
Gregorious made a beaver attempt on his cousin.
A beaver attempt by DEVILRAYY December 23, 2005