assjackson

One who takes it up the ass in such a manner that others who do the same are moot in comparison.

That assjackson stole my virginity!

assjackson by Vinic March 31, 2003

Asswacked 

That feeling when all the illegals hit u at the one time and u sit there and come to the realisation that you are in fact asswacked

Man I’m asswacked in the abbey Boyle changing room will u giz us a lift home

Asswacked by Liltlover69 October 27, 2020

AJACKed 

the act of adding excessive AJAX scripts to a website, without realizing its fancy Javascript in a buzzword name. (Asynchronous Javascript And XML.)

yahoo.com got AJACKed!
(end the loading times, please.)

AJACKed by northpark August 31, 2008

assfaced 

The act of sniping an opponent in the face while they are running toward you. They must be killed in one shot. Achieved most notably in the game of Halo 2.

Dude, I just assfaced this guy! I need more ammo!

assfaced by J_Cool November 15, 2006

assjacket 

When you tie a hoody around your waist

Gawd look at that assjacket. This assjacket sure keeps my ass padded and warm.

assjacket by bgock August 1, 2008

asspacker 

Homosexual male. Some synonyms are gaylord, fudgepacker, bum pirate, ... basically a super gay dude who has anal sex with another cakeboy.

Jeff, you are such an old 'effin asspacker.

Barry, why are you and Jeff such flaming asspackers? Stop having man on man sex together everyday!

asspacker by FraserFras May 20, 2005

assjack 

Assjack. Noun. The semen that dribbles out of an ass after anal sex has been completed.

Adjective. Similar to jackass.

The woman used a douche to clean the assjack out of her colon.

assjack by John Diss August 9, 2006