Asparagus 

( pronounced ASSpah-RAGus ); A catch-all term for any vegetables that you'd rather not eat.

Mom, 'Here, I made a sandwich for you.'
Kid, '....Ick, it's got asparagus in it!!'
Mom, 'It's just lettuce and its good for you. Eat up.'

Asparagus by YoucancallmeFloyd January 4, 2009

Asparagus 

A disease that make your eyes big and have green teeth.

Jill as the Asparagus.
Be careful the Asparagus is spreading in town.

Asparagus by Yakub? December 7, 2018

Asparagus 

Similar to the wheelbarrow sex position, rather it involves all limbs off the ground causing the female or male to stiffen up straight like an asparagus.

Cuz straight out I fucked her so hard lastnite she turned into an asparagus

Asparagus by Rasper January 7, 2019

Asparagus 

Something that is round and pointy, used in toilet fights

I can’t wait to asparagus with someone

Asparagus by Quack1759 November 19, 2022

Asparagus 

Asparagus is a dude from Hunedoara, Romania that has a big cock(13 inches exactly).

Asparagus, where are u?
Im in ur mom:0000

Asparagus by Petrooorawww July 10, 2023

asparagus 

A term used to parody astrology girls and their crazy beliefs in zodiac signs.

Example:

Police Officer: You're under arrest.
Astrology Girl: For what? I didn't do anything!
Police Officer: You're under arrest for murdering those five children in the parking lot.
Astrology Girl: Please don't arrest me, I'm sorry officer, it's because I'm an Aquarius!
Police Officer: Nobody cares that you're an asparagus, you're still going to prison.

asparagus by obama account April 27, 2024

Asparagus meaning 

Asparagus is an underwater cow with neon green stripes and a huge boner that helps it move

Lukas: look its a boner!
Ryan: thats Asparagus meaning

Asparagus meaning by cool A October 1, 2019