Asianitis 

A highly infectious disease that is the direct result of being bit by someone of asian ethnicity. Similar to being bit by a werewolf, symptoms only show on full moons. Symptoms include: yellowing of skin, increased brain capacity, developing a strange accent, widening of eyelids, and an uncanny craving for rice, sushi, noodles, etc. HIGHLY INFECTIOUS maybe even deadly...Currently a major problem in China, Korea, Mongolia, Myanmar, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, The Philippines, and California. highly recommended to get vaccinated if you are exposed to ashuns.

I'm sorry to inform you, but you have contracted Asianitis.

Asianitis by πππππ October 3, 2011

Alanitis

1. A feeling caused by a void in your heart due to a lack of Alan.

Matthew: I miss Alan so much!
Max: You must have alanitis. We all have it.

Alanitis by Ang Badang April 9, 2016

Armanii 

Gay,Fagget,Homo sexual,Queer,Tart,Fruitcake ect

WoW!!! Tylar is So armanii.

Peter is so F-in armanii

Justin is a fag or armanii

Armanii by hairy B hole July 7, 2009

Aryanitis

Aryanitis is when you act like Aryan Tandon and grind your IXL diagnostic up to max just to brag to your friends.

I think John has Aryanitis

Aryanitis by poiiop09 May 9, 2020

Assanitis 

A disease described as when one's ass is abnormally large.

Raquel! I think you have Assanitis! That ass is HUGE!

Assanitis by Assonitis, assonite July 2, 2011

Awanitis 

When young members of a not so civilized society sit in a dark office room, plotting heinous sex crimes.

"i'm gonna slit your throat and fuck your wound" is a common symptom of awanitis

Awanitis by aligean March 15, 2012

amanditis

(medicine) A general term for a psychological disorder manifested as a number of behavioral attributes, including generally happiness, excitement, and enthusiasm for life. Side effects of the affliction include addiction to fine wines and steak as well as fast food and snacks. While only one known case of amanditis has been identified, there is reason to believe the disorder can affect close friends and happiness, usually resulting in general uplift in mood, outlook, and perspective.

Ugh, I'm so fucking happy and excited for life – I think I may have developed amanditis.

amanditis by saratogamusic August 15, 2015