Americans

Idiots that are so self absorbed that they think they are the best in the world. The only people that believe that you rather pay hundreds of thousands for health instead of adding a little more to their taxes and making it free

Those Americans are the most self-righteous asshole ever. They believe that they are free in suffering

Americans by Thinshady21 December 14, 2021

Americans

People who are accused of being fat and stupid. People who say this are most likely uneducated assholes or people who are not educated enough.

"americans are so fat lololololololololol"

Americans by PI55 September 3, 2018

Americans

Awesome people who are not fat, nice, and unlike Brits have a good sense of humor.

I love the Americans!

Americans by Kill yourselves September 6, 2018

americans

Americans come in mainly 3 sizes, thin, huge or supersized huge! their diet mainly consists of supersised Mc Donalds.
Their leader is one of the most idiotic person around, i bet you he dosent even know what day of the week it is!?!
Also they pump out more pollution then the whole world put together, to be fair if America didnt exist we wouldnt have global warming or the Iraq war.

A typical Americans lunch break
"hi, can i have a large bic mac, with fries and a milkshake"

"only for 20 cent more we can supersize it, but it contain 50% more fat!"

"I have it supersized! please!"

" I will bring it right over for you."

*he waddles to find a seat*

americans by Hayde January 5, 2009

Americans

Cancer

What? Are the Americans not cancerous?

Americans by ilikemayonags April 15, 2022

Americans

The people of the greatest nation in the world. We respect other cultures, and are tolerant, unlike European people who stereotype us as fat and lazy. FYI, everyone in America doesn't like McDonalds... in fact many of us don't... and by the way there is McDonalds EVERYWHERE!!

George W. Bush is in no way an example of a "typical" American. In reality, there are no "typical" Americans... We are a melting pot of many cultures.

So before you diss the Americans, think of this.

OUR ANCESTORS ARE ITALIAN, SPANISH, GERMAN, FRENCH, SWISS, GREEK, etc. So yeah keep insulting yourselves =D

*German guy*: Americans are fat and dumb.
*American w/ German ancestry*:Yeah dude, our ancestors were cousins. Think it through

Americans by mkay* February 19, 2009

Americans

Dumb arse

Americans are dumb arses

Americans by Jdjdmsjxhuckdoels December 26, 2019