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Get Ahold Of 

This is an American expression which can be used in a number of ways:
1 To obtain an item, by purchase, borrowing or other means;
2 To initiate contact or communicate with a person or persons or an organisation;
3 To understand or appreciate an idea, concept or theory;

The British use the expression get hold of in a similar way.
1 “Can you get ahold of any 2 inch 10 brass screws?”
2 “That cunt Malcolm’s gone off somewhere, I can’t get ahold of him.”
3 “His ideas are so abstruse they’re difficult to get ahold of.”
Get Ahold Of by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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AHOYA is an acronym standing for AssHole Of the Year award. It is used to describe those people who get promotions, bonuses and the best jobs because they are the boss’s lick lick and brown nose anyone else in authority. Total Malcolms of a healish nature they are usually below average to poor performers, but their sycophancy ensures that this goes unnoticed.
That arsehole Malcolm’s just got a commendation from the boss.
Yeah, it’s his AHOYA.
AHOYA by AKACroatalin March 5, 2019
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In Czech and Slovak, 'Ahoj' (pronounced ˈaɦoj) is a commonly used as an informal greeting, comparable to "Hello".
Ahoj! Mám rád řeřichu! Co o tobě?
Ahoj by aTurtleSecondEdition December 3, 2020

Hung like a ho 

This state exists when one's vaginal or anal region is stretched out by sexual contacts.
Juan is hung like a horse, so Susie is now hung like a ho.
Hung like a ho by I, Wreckerrr October 17, 2016

Faded than a ho 

When you so high you in yodieland, with the one and only Fulcrum.
1:Man, I’m faded than a ho in the Walmart

2: Hell yeah that’s some yodie shit, my boy
Faded than a ho by MattToFast October 7, 2022
Ahona is a person who is very lively and beautiful inside and outside. She is crazy and weird but in a good way. She is a genuine friend and if you have her a friend you are a lucky person. Ahona makes you happy just like first ray of sunshine after long dark days.
Get yourself a Ahona
ahona by Chirpingchicken December 3, 2016

save a ho 

Trying to turn a ho in to a house wife.
Jake: man,I got me a new ho!

John: dood! You can't turn a ho into a house wife.!.

Jake: shut up im tryna save a ho.
save a ho by sunok1 June 14, 2008