Affliction 

Extremely overpriced brand of Graphic tee-shirts. Typically known as a status symbol among chads. If it's a graphic tee you're after, there are many FAR cheaper options that not only look better, but are less likely to cause others to associate you with douchebag status. It's recommended that you avoid Affliction if you have any self respect whatsoever.

Dude 1: Dude, that's a pretty rad shirt, is that Affliction?

Dude 2: Fuck that! only a moron would spend $100 on an Affliction t-shirt. This one was 15 bucks, and it looks better!

Dude 1: Really? goddamn, I feel like a moron for wasting my money now..

Affliction by FlightofIcarus April 11, 2010

The Amity Affliction 

Australian band. They sing about anchors.

Not to be confused with Anchorman
For further, unrelated reading, see: Morning glow

Stewart: Dude, do you know The Amity Affliction?
Jensen: Yeah.
Stewart: Well I got this mad awesome tattoo.
Jensen: Oh yeah Stewart, what is it?
Stewart: It's a bunch of anchors!!!!!11
Jensen: Wow, there are so many of them...
Stewart: I know right, I'm just free forever now aye?
Jensen: Fuck off Stewart. Get a haircut.

The Amity Affliction by TheLocationOfCheese October 7, 2012

Frat Boy Affliction 

A submissive male that lacks originality, brains and the ability to think on his own.

Jennifer: Steve's a nice guy but once he went college he got a bad case Frat Boy Affliction...pretty sad too.
April: Why's that?
Jennifer: He was always a stand up guy with thoughts of his own but now he doesn't make a move until one of his buddies says to...pretty sad!

Frat Boy Affliction by Miles O'Malley March 20, 2015

Affliction 

A group of Douche Bags. ie. pack of dogs, murder of ravens, heard of cattle Affliction of douche bags. Named after their trademark shirts. As to make them easy to spot in the crowd. most douchebags are known to wear white sunglasses, white bandanas, fake tans, tribal tattoos and faux hawks or spiky hair.

"Hey Sean, did you see that Affliction of Douch Bags last night? They all drank Heinekens and had white sunglasses and faux hawks."

Affliction by Two Bit 1982 October 29, 2011

white affliction 

1. The suffering of white people who are constantly called racists yet never have had any racist tendencies.

2. People who are shamed into thinking they are racist because of the color they were born and nothing else.

3. The suffering of a white person by constantly having to put themselves last in order to please other ethnic groups and sexes.

1. I have been feeling a lot of "white affliction" here lately with all the Black lives Matter rioting.

2. Hey man, are you going to that rave in the valley? No man, there is way too much "white affliction" that goes on there for me to be welcome.

white affliction by Jok3rJok3r October 3, 2017

urban afflictionary 

a sickness suffered by people who are addicted to urbandictionary.com. These people spend most of their time either on the site or trying to coin a term for seemingly everything they experience.

Jumpy has an extrordinarily intense case of urban afflictionary. He is obssessed with inventing new terms for any and everything.

urban afflictionary by provider44 January 17, 2010

Dreaded Affliction 

Better then Tayzer.

Dreaded affliction is better then tayzer.

Dreaded Affliction by No body you know October 4, 2012