A
small town in Southwest England, between Plymouth and Exeter. It is known locally as 'the most usual and
uninteresting town in
the known universe' for a very good reason. The mayor of Newton Abbott is a well-known pillock. So much so, that he actually halted all traffic to the town centre and closed at least 3 major roads purely in order to build an ASDA supermarket, on a site that was once a major byway.