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Fat Abbott 

South Park's attempt at spoofing Fat Albert.
"Yeah, bitch. Snatch his ass in a bear trap. Leave that nigga swingin' from a tree so high, nobody finds him for days. Glock glock, know what I'm sayin'? Dumb ass nigga pullin' shit, damn." - Fat Abbott
Fat Abbott by Mountain King July 26, 2004

Monica Abbott 

American athlete who pitched for the University of Tennessee Lady Volunteers softball team from 2004-2007. She is currently under contract with National Pro Fastpitch's Washington Glory and took the year 2008 off to participate in the Beijing Olympics with Team USA.
Monica Abbott is without a doubt the best fast pitch hurler the sport of softball has ever seen.
Monica Abbott by ruindefault November 5, 2009

Newton Abbott 

A pointless little town .. oh and theres an ASDA
Person1: Hey do you want to go newton abbott today?

Person2: Just No
Newton Abbott by SoTrue:) July 16, 2010

Tony Abbott 

Big Eared Politician that is the PM of Australia that has big ears and 2 hot daughters
Tony Abbott doesn’t need an example
Tony Abbott by urdaman February 4, 2015

Charlie Abbott 

Charlie Abbott by Louise Wilson February 6, 2019

Newton Abbott 

A small town in Southwest England, between Plymouth and Exeter. It is known locally as 'the most usual and uninteresting town in the known universe' for a very good reason. The mayor of Newton Abbott is a well-known pillock. So much so, that he actually halted all traffic to the town centre and closed at least 3 major roads purely in order to build an ASDA supermarket, on a site that was once a major byway.
Dude, you wanna go to Newton Abbott today?

-No thanks, I'm all out of antidepressants.
Newton Abbott by AVANA March 20, 2011