Pulling a Jessie 

When you decide to come in work late everyday and then come in at 2am and immediately quit.

Cameron “damn bro ima bout to pull a Jessie “
Anthony “you too? I haven’t done shit all week.”
3 weeks later
Anthony “remember when Cameron was pulling a Jessie?

Pulling a Jessie by Cameron354 February 4, 2020

Doing a Jessica 

saying 'in a minute' or 'in a second' then completely forgetting about it.

Person 1: "Where is she? She said she'd be here in a minute!"
Person 2: "She's probably done a Jessica."
doing a Jessica: Saying in a minute and then forgetting.

Doing a Jessica by personyperson August 23, 2020

A Jessica

It’s when you hit a few cars, but still roll a blunt for your friends. A Jessica might make mistakes but is always willing to make it up and help everyone.

This girl spilled beer on me, but she bought me beers the whole night. That’s a Jessica!

A Jessica by BlueberryIndica January 31, 2021

PULL A JESSE GONZALES 

To be such a cocky jerk that no one ever wants to talk to you again

John: I"m the best ever, no one will ever touch me.

Lupe: dude, don"t pull a jesse gonzales

PULL A JESSE GONZALES by A MAD FAN October 2, 2011

a jessie 

to sit on a woman's tits and thrust until you ejaculate on her hair & face

Chon: yo bubba i pulled a jessie on bridget last night
Bubba: oh damn lmao

a jessie by ChonVR December 27, 2011

Pulling a Jesseca 

When a freshman dates a senior

Brittany: did you hear about that freshman Aliyah dating that senior Blake
Elizabeth: yep. She's Pulling a Jesseca

Pulling a Jesseca by sarcasm.is.my.second.language April 2, 2015

Taking a jesse 

Is when u get a 1 foot poo from out ur bum hole

Yo I’m taking a Jesse

Taking a jesse by Used goon rag dried up February 6, 2022