Solar Penile Syndrome

In rare and unknown circumstances, the dick and balls disconnect from the body and fly into the sun, being known by medical professionals as Solar Penile Syndrome (SPS).

Harry: Holy shit your balls flew away!
Tony: I have Solar Penile Syndrome

Solar Penile Syndrome by wide idiot June 21, 2020

Senile Penile 

Having a penis that can no longer erect, ejaculate or no longer be used for everyday, hackneyed activities.

Tim has a senile penile, he no longer has sexual activity. It might also be due to the fact that he has a penehead

Senile Penile by Vrider January 24, 2008

pearly penile papules

These are normal small white bumps that sometimes occur around the rim of the head of the penis on uncircumcised guys. They call them "pleasure bumps" and say they are really sensitive.

penis glans uncircumcised pearly penile papules

pearly penile papules by dillaboi6 January 4, 2012

inter departmental penile implant 

when your boss is transferred to another department, and the replacement is some hack you used to have seniority over, hence making your job a living hell.

i ca'nt believe they made that choad eater my boss. he does'nt know his head from a hole in the ground. i sure as hell wo'nt listen to that inter departmental penile implant. what a bunch of cocksmunch's!

inter departmental penile implant by freedav05 January 9, 2007

Erectile Penile

(adj.) A style of architecture in which buildings are designed to look like phallic symbols or huge erect cocks.

Donald Trump had Penis Envy, so he bought the Erectile Penile Empire State Building in New York City.

The Entex tower in Houston looks like a huge white dildo with windows... it's an outstanding example of Erectile Penile Architecture.

Erectile Penile by Robert E. Porter January 2, 2009

Clean-Aisle-Penile

The code phrase for janitors to clean up what's left of a gang-bang that took place in a store's bathroom. Too horrendous for even Dirty Jobs to feature on their show, make sure to evacuate the store immediately if this god-forsaken phrase is blasted over the store intercom.

"Attention all employees, we have a code Clean-Aisle-Penile located in the head."

Clean-Aisle-Penile by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole March 12, 2020

Belgian Penile Gauge 

A 00 sized gauge located between the head of a penis and the testicles. There is a transparent tube in the center of each hand-made gauge to ensure that the penis is able to ejaculate without any interference. But the rest of the Gauge is made with a Belgian Doughnut.

"Dude, I just got new Belgian gauges!!" "Really, what size?" "00s!" "No way, but I don't see them on your ears, you sure they are 00s?" "Yeah dude, I got a Belgian Penile Gauge!"

"Dude, I can totally see your Belgian Gauge"
"Yeah My girlfriend likes creme filled doughnuts"

Belgian Penile Gauge by BlegianGauges May 5, 2010