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Homeless 

Homeless - adj., the act of doing something that makes one appear to not have a home. In this sense it is said at the time the action is committed (or later to reflect) for maximum effect.
"Hi Honey, how was work?"
"Not great. I was emptying my paper shredder and accidentally spilled the all the paper infront of my co-workers."
"That's turrible."
"Yea I felt really HOMELESS picking up all that paper.
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Politically Homeless 

Supposed to refer to someone whose beliefs do not line up well with any available party, but is often misused by fascists/the alt-right to mask the fact that they're, well, fascist.
I'd call myself "politically homeless" at this point, but that would associate me with the people who call themselves "politically homeless"... and I do not want to share my political home with them.
Politically Homeless by Voxel Roguery September 18, 2022

Homelessey

To have a similar appearance of a homeless person or reprobate.
He was looking rather 'homelessey' today.
Homelessey by indieboysf July 13, 2010

Piss On Homeless People Day! 

April 12th is “Piss On Homeless People Day!”

Prank all of your local homeless losers by pissing on them during this wacky day!
1: Yo wanna go piss on some homeless people?

2: Of course, and it’s ok because it’s Piss On Homeless People Day!

Homeless 

An entity that irritates, annoys or agrivates another individual. Also describes those who obviously lack basic mental intelligence. To describe something of poor quality.
Who does this homeless ass bitch think he is?

You know that kid Nathaniel... homeless.

Dam these homeless ass kids be robbin stores
Homeless by CheezyTaco67 February 28, 2017

The Homeless Guy 

A blog created in 2002 by chronically homeless man, Kevin Barbieux. Barbieux gives his personal insight into possible causes and cures of homelessness as well tells stories about his personal experiences with homelessness.
For an inside look at homelessness, read The Homeless Guy blog.
The Homeless Guy by rezmessing June 21, 2011

homelessexual 

noun

a person who realizes that nobody belongs anywhere, that we will always find a place to crash, and that, no matter what, we all need to snuggle closer.
"She felt connected to the other homelessexuals in Baltimore, so she didn't mind when they cuddled next to her for warmth in the airport terminal."