MartinJulio 

A guy who is constantly bugging you with random inside jokes that needs to get a life. But as much as he does this, You can't help but love him.

He's annoying, but that MartinJulio is still awesome.

MartinJulio by BWH91 July 7, 2010

Martiniano 

The most perfect person in the world. If you disagree, you are wrong.

Martiniano don't worry, just be happy.

Martiniano by Mavilindaeslamejor April 30, 2020

Martin Van Buren 

The only President of the USA along with Benjamin Harrison who didn't have an Urban Dictionary description (until now.) He had some sick muttonchops and lost his re-election to William Henry Harrison, who subsequently died 30 days after.

The 1800's were the century of the muttonchops. John Quincy Adams, Martin Van Buren, Ambrose Burnside, etc.

Martin Van Buren by Mynoduesp A. December 30, 2020

filthy martini 

a martini made with vodka, black olives and pepperocinis

my filthy martini was so dirty that I choked

filthy martini by Michelle Martini April 9, 2009

Juicy Martini 

An extremely sweet-talking, hot and sexy (yet intelligent) Italian-American man with a very large lower region and hips that are faster than Nascar.

He oozes sex-appeal from every cell in his body and any woman who crosses his path can't help but fall madly in love with him.

He is the masturbation material for *many*.

"God I really need my world rocked tonight, I think it's time for a juicy Martini!"

Juicy Martini by McCupcakes May 29, 2009

hot martin 

A wet,loud nasty stinky fart

I just let out a hot Martin...stand back

hot martin by Ocmom February 10, 2014

John Martin

A stud of a man. Takes the largest dumps, flex’s his chickens , and exterminates simps. He’s not a man to be messed with will end your whole career, but will always come through in the clutch.

Do you see John Martin over there ?

That dude will save the world from simps.

John Martin by Simp Detector 42069 March 30, 2020