Dust Collector

1. An item or belonging with no purpose in life other than to sit on a self and collect dust.
2. An item which is used so seldom it does nothing more than collect dust.

John had a large assortment of dust collectors, including everything from trophys to ceramic figurines.

Dust Collector by Woland14 January 20, 2009

Butterfly collector 

A person that treats people like butterfly specimens...they collect them, pin them down, analyse them...and keep them for their own amusement and personal gain..each specimen has a usage phylum..not to be confused with the social butterfly..they are harmless..the collector is deadly!

The initial entrapment is a deep manipulation ,snared and showered with devotion and praise until they are firmly in the case and in position to be pinned ... Often mildly drugged and stroked with mittens till in a mild soporific trance .. Caught like a fly in a spider's web ..... Then kept to be prodded, poked and meddled with ... And then always lacking and inferior and suddenly out of vogue ......coz

Ohhhhhhh there 's a new butterfly!

Oooo that Sally is a right Butterfly Collector!

Butterfly collector by Grimsleeper April 19, 2015

Correctional Officer 

Correctional officers are responsible for the custody, care and supervision of offenders in a prison or correctional institution.

Correctional Officers are also known as Detention Officers, Correction Officer and Prison Officers in certain jurisdictions.

Correctional Officers are employees of the federal, state, county or city governments. Contrary to popular belief, Correctional Officers are quialified in firearms and carry them when not in direct proximity with prison inmate population. They are Law Enforcement Officers with jurisdiction in a correctional facility.

Q: Who are Correctional Officers ?
A: Correctional Officers are underpaid, unappreciated and underrated Law Enforcement Officers who are often referred to as "Prison Guards" and often mocked by Police Officers as being wannabe-cops.

Correctional Officer by Moe July 13, 2003

Auto Correction Syndrome (Illness) 

Auto Correction Syndrome is when you can't help but correct a person in public or private when they mispronounce a word, name or place etc

Thus causing them embarrassment and annoyance

If you can listen to someone speaking when they mispronounce a word and refrain from correcting them you do not suffer from this Illness.

Them: At the royal wedding didn't Kate wear a nice Ti-era
You: You mean Tiara

Classic Auto Correction Syndrome (illness)

Them: I'm going on holiday to TAN- ER-IFE
You:Is that the same place as TENERIFE

Auto Correction Syndrome (Illness) by Mandy28 May 24, 2011

tax collector

The very lowest form of human scum. An agent hired by a government to coerce and collect money from innocent people to pay for politically correct social programs.

Matthew was a tax collector and a sinner. The Lord hung out at his place and came under fire from religious people.

tax collector by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

collector 

1. Someone who accumulates objects, such as antiques, trading cards or coins as a hobby.

1. A person who demands money from a borrower or credit card holder who has defaulted on paying the amount lent to them; communication is either done by phone or letter.

1. My neighbor is the biggest collector of luxury cars.

2. The more your dues, the easier the bill collector will find you.

collector by nottooimportant January 4, 2007

Collector 

A girl who collects guys she doesn’t intend to date. A girl who ‘calls dibs’ on guys. A girl who pretends to be interested in multiple guys because she enjoys the attention.

Girl A: Hand’s off, bitch! Bobby is mine!
Girl B: You are such a collector!

Collector by SARS1027 October 31, 2008