Gaitan Feltching 

Gaitan Feltching is whenever Miguel "Creepy" Gaitan is sucking sperm from his boyfriend's or some other guy-he met at Tabu bar & lounge, asshole.

Miguel "Creepy" Gaitan sucking sperm from his boyfriend's ass.

The Gaitan family caught their relatives Gaitan Feltching each other during their family reunion.

Gaitan Feltching by Word on the street May 29, 2017

necro felching 

The act of felching a dead corpse.

After Chase fucked the dead body in the ass, he felched his cum out of the corpse's anus with a straw.

necro felching by ickytips April 27, 2005

felphplurbin 

A demonic stare from a child under the age of seven.

I'm getting the felphplurbin from Cody again, dear.

felphplurbin by Langston February 11, 2003

felcher 

During anal sex when cum is released into the ass, the FELCHER is the person who removes the cum, with a straw or not.

The felcher sucked out the cum with a straw.

felcher by Potatotron Ramone May 22, 2005

stop trying to make fetch happen 

When a person is misreading a social situation. It is a quote from “Mean Girls” movie and essentially means give up or let it go or go away because it is a futile pursuit; you are deluded to continue as the other party does not agree.

Person 1 -did u hear from Emily?
Person 2- yeah... but I wish she would give up and stop trying to make fetch happen

stop trying to make fetch happen by Glencoco November 8, 2017

Feltch 

The subservient act of orally drawing out the ejaculate of a man from another man's rectum via the anus.

After Wilbur feltched his boss upon his return from his Mexican vacation, Wilbur really needed to floss.

Feltch by Reginald Whattabone September 13, 2003

felching 

the act of ejaculating semen into one's anal cavity, and then sucking it out through a straw, funnel, or other receptacle.

Did you see John felching Dan's asshole?

felching by thatoneguy38 February 27, 2019