Awww look at those cute nigger gerbils. What's that little fella? You want some watermelon? Have a chicken bucket instead.
by hodgeypodgey June 30, 2009
Get the nigger gerbils mug.Gerbilizing is the act of inserting a gerbil into one's rectum for the purpose of sexual pleasure.
Proper Gerbilizing requires assembling the following paraphenalia:
- A Healthy Gerbil
- Duct Tape
- String
- A Lead Pipe
One begins gerbilizing by first wrapping the animal's claws with duct tape so that the target anus and rectum will not be ruptured during the act. One then proceeds to lubricate the anus and the exterior surface of a small lead pipe. One then inserts the pipe into the target rectrum. The pipe must be inserted to a sufficient distance for the gerbil to fully enter the rectum. Finally, a string is tied around the gerbil's midsection and the rodent is run up the pipe into the target rectum. The pipe is then removed leaving the gerbil embedded in the target rectum with only the string protruding. At this point, the gerbil will squirm and convulse inside the rectum providing the target with intense rectal stimulation. Once the gerbil is exhausted or anal orgasm is achieved, the gerbil is removed by tugging gently on the protruding string.
It is widely held that actor Richard Gere partakes in the act of Gerbilizing.
Proper Gerbilizing requires assembling the following paraphenalia:
- A Healthy Gerbil
- Duct Tape
- String
- A Lead Pipe
One begins gerbilizing by first wrapping the animal's claws with duct tape so that the target anus and rectum will not be ruptured during the act. One then proceeds to lubricate the anus and the exterior surface of a small lead pipe. One then inserts the pipe into the target rectrum. The pipe must be inserted to a sufficient distance for the gerbil to fully enter the rectum. Finally, a string is tied around the gerbil's midsection and the rodent is run up the pipe into the target rectum. The pipe is then removed leaving the gerbil embedded in the target rectum with only the string protruding. At this point, the gerbil will squirm and convulse inside the rectum providing the target with intense rectal stimulation. Once the gerbil is exhausted or anal orgasm is achieved, the gerbil is removed by tugging gently on the protruding string.
It is widely held that actor Richard Gere partakes in the act of Gerbilizing.
-Man, I heard a couple of gerbils disappeared from the science lab last week.
--Dude, I just saw Benny lifting a pipe from that new house they're building on 52nd. You don't think..
-Christ, he's at the Gerbilizing again. I thought his last trip to the ER scared him straight.
--Dude..
--Dude, I just saw Benny lifting a pipe from that new house they're building on 52nd. You don't think..
-Christ, he's at the Gerbilizing again. I thought his last trip to the ER scared him straight.
--Dude..
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My gerbil died
I guess I have committed gerbicide
Here's some advice its very clear cutt
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Don't stick him up your butt-Stephen Lynch
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I guess I have committed gerbicide
Here's some advice its very clear cutt
If you love your gerbil
Don't stick him up your butt-Stephen Lynch
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