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A poor young polar bear, who can only be saved with the use of FAP Energy. Hence the phrase, 'saving Slumpy.'
Time to save Slumpy!
Slumpy by wrongowrong October 30, 2012

Slumpkin 

The act of masturbating on the toilet while squeezing out a Cleveland Steamer. AKA, the Self-Blumpkin.
Melvin would often sneak into the bathroom for a quick slumpkin to beat the office dullard.
Slumpkin by BaconQuest February 13, 2005
damn i was slumped bro
slumped by onlyrealmeanings July 13, 2018

Slumptember 

A losing streak a successfull MLB team suffers during September, the final month of the regular season. In most cases, it ends in the team missing the playoffs in heartbreaking fashion.
The 1969 Chicago Cubs and the 2007 New York Mets were playoff shoo-ins before suffering Slumptembers to end what were once successful regular seasons. Ultimately, both teams missed the playoffs and will always be remembered for their late season collapses.
Slumptember by Gareth Sleger October 27, 2008

Slumberparty Syndrome 

Last one up, that can't fall asleep due to excitement from socializing. Being hushed only encourages uncontrollable laughter.

Can Also Be: Phenomenon when you are still awake and uncontrollably laughing in a social situation where you're supposed to be asleep.
Blue was suffering from slumberparty syndrome as she couldn't stop uncontrollably laughing hyena style, as everyone else is passed the fuck out.
Slumberparty Syndrome by alliue December 17, 2008

Slumpmonkey

(noun), pertaining to an individual employed for the express purpose of testing the physical properties of fresh concrete. This is a generally derogatory term, used in the construction industry to describe construction special inspectors, and implies a lack of sophistication and experience with such work.
Construction Superintendent: "We've got concrete to pour and the damned slumpmonkey is holding us up."

Experienced concrete inspector to trainee: "Don't talk back to me, you're just a damned slumpmonkey."
Slumpmonkey by JT Prince June 3, 2009