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Dysfunctional Cunt Syndrome 

A common mental disorder amoungst females. Usually involving irratic, irrational, and unexplainable behavior. Sometimes misdiagnosed with depression or other mood disorders, these females can function at a highly intellectual level of thinking, but yet fall short when it comes to common sense. They Cannot Understand Normal Thinking, thus they acronym C.U.N.T.

Disorder Criteria:
-Irrational response to men
-Altered perception of morals and a distorted value system
-Sex drive (usually involving many and various men)
-Inability to maintain meaningful relationships with one person in a monogamous way.
Judy and Joe just got back from a vacation in Cancun Mexico:

Judy: You never do anything for me and you always treat me like a child
Joe: I just took you to Mexico for vacation and let you do whatever you wanted
Judy: You just did that to have more control over me!
Joe: Are you fucking serious?

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dysphemism

The opposite of euphemism- an unfortunate or unpleasant term used where a much nicer one would easily work. Also: disphemism.
Ever notice how Clark is prone to dysphemism? How Clark calls Clarice 'fat' when 'curvy' would work or how he calls Jason a dwarf even though 'short' would be more accurate.
dysphemism by Mo Dixley October 9, 2005
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Dying Fetus

Dying Fetus will kill your mother and rape your dog.
Dying Fetus by pshars March 9, 2005

typing dyslexia 

someone who can't really type properly, constantly screwing up, but are really fast great typists, just mess up which hand. not dyslexic in real life.

a person with typing dyslexia is typing dyslexic (though they might say it typing dixleysc).
Jessi took 81 tries to type OCD ALERT last night, she has such typing dyslexia.
typing dyslexia by SVU~FREAK July 16, 2008
Being exceptionally stupid and irrational and pretending to be mentally handicapped
''OMG i can't believe he just did that''
''Yeah he definetly has some dysk''
dysk by Fulufu January 30, 2015

dylanjkl 

the highly egotistical owner of aegis international and the stolen game 'oretary'
do you know dylanjkl?
yes he stole my game
dylanjkl by An0nomuse December 21, 2021

Shrektile Dysfunction 

Not having an erection after watching "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" or really any media that includes Shrek.
Friend One: "So did you watch Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life?"
Friend Two: "Yeah that shit was disgusting"
Friend One: "C'mon bro, why you gotta have Shrektile Dysfunction on me"