under the carpet 

When someone is very obviously and flamboyantly gay, but they completely deny any homosexual tendencies. Just like if a person were to hide under a carpet, it's very obvious that they are hiding and are doing a completely insufficient job. They are fooling no one.

Gay: "So, I heard you are gay..."
Under the Carpet: "Nooo! Why would you think that. I like

womennnn."
Gay: "Bi?"
Under the Carpet: "whaAttt?"
Gay: "Don't lie to me. I've heard stories."
Under the Carpet: "Whaaat?! Noooo. Nu-uhhh."
Gay: "Oh come onnnnn, you are so gay!"
Under the Carpet: "y....N....no..."

under the carpet by theknownunknown October 8, 2009

semen cape 

When one ejaculates on a girls upper back and lets it run down to her ass.

I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style when I pulled out and blasted copious amounts of my seed on her back.. The bitch looked like Super Girl but with a semen cape.

semen cape by cumpilation December 21, 2008

carpet muncher

A reference to a lesbian performing oral sex on another woman.

He tried getting her in bed, but it turns out she's a carpet muncher.

carpet muncher by Anonymous January 24, 2003

carpet lake 

The result of a toilet overflowing onto somebody's carpet. Happens when you take a large dump and the toilet clogs up, and the water starts to pour out of the bowl. It flows into the hallway and creates a horrifying stench that lingers for days on end.

"When I was at Steve's I took a huge crap and made a carpet lake. It was hilarious."

carpet lake by Marki G May 21, 2005

carpenters dream 

flat as a board and easy to nail

carpenters dream by Anonymous September 28, 2003

Capeverdeans 

I want to start off with no we're not all related ! We're from Cape Verde, west coast of Africa. Most of us are living in Brockton, we're taking over ! We got beautiful females, the best food, & dances. If you ever danced passada, ate cachupa, you've experienced a little part of our culture.

We got good music, couple artists are Deon Chase, Big J, Passada Barbosa, Nelson Freitas, Mika Mendes.

S/O to all Capeverdeans

Capeverdeans by @newdegelo February 24, 2013

Carpet Stainer 

When you pull-out and go to cum on a girl's belly, but your dick is too short and you end up cuming on her carpet (pubes), and she can't wash it out.

Benny is such a carpet stainer... you should've seen kitty rinsing and repeating her pubes.

Carpet Stainer by UNAMVU April 26, 2011