Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.

I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.

Penis squash by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023

hobble squash 

the 5th addition to the harry potter. this house is filled with the special wizards and witches who require special attention from the teachers.

fuck that cunt would be in hobble squash

hobble squash by hobblesquaher March 12, 2023

Chipotle Squash 

A man who comes into queso while the lights are out, balls deep in queso while eating all the chicken and toes in cheese every night

The Chipotle Squash strikes again!!!

Chipotle Squash by Gambling king April 29, 2025

Elton squash 

The act of shitting into an empty beer bottle by slightly inserting into the anus

" Hey can you pass me that empty beer bottle and the lube, I'm going to take an Elton squash"

" Is that shit in that beer bottle?. Yeah someone has used it to take and Elton squash"

Elton squash by Kermit the flog May 28, 2025

ButterNut Squash

When you ejaculate into boxers then accidently wake up and use the same boxers you ejaculated in the night before and you feel the cum on your ass when you sit

Bro you needa make a u turn i just did a butternut squash

ButterNut Squash by SolarEGGBacon November 17, 2025

jacking my squash 

When somebody is pissing you off

Random guy: your kinda gay. Me: your really jacking my squash right about now

jacking my squash by Kylethajit September 28, 2021

Shit Nut Squash 

Shit Nut Squash

“You fucking kids nowadays have it so fucking easy back in my day we used to have Shit Nut Squash for thanksgiving”

Shit Nut Squash by YungDirtyJeezuz January 5, 2023