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WHEN YO ASS SO DESPERATE FOR GOOD GRADES YOU GOTTA GET THAT FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE DEAL FROM YO TEACHER.

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FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE by genemutant November 22, 2023

Herbal gerbal

a random ass dope word Zach Herron came up with (:

“So Herbal Gerbal”- zacH HeRrOn

Herbal gerbal by @duhjtznayeli June 16, 2018

gerblin

An overweight non-binary person with bright-colored, short hair. Typically very active on social media. They should be passionate about at least one of the following: Rick and Morty, Nintendo Switch, performance activism, and working at coffee shops

I was scrolling through Twitter when I saw a gerblin post a 30 tweet thread exposing Dave Chappelle.

gerblin by Assman2 May 17, 2022

Gerbulence 

ger•bu•lence |ˈgərbyələns|

noun

violent or unsteady movement of a gerbil, or of some other animal inside the anus

I experienced some gerbulence when the gerbil scurried as it entered and got lost in my a-nuss.

Gerbulence by gerbil-finder October 30, 2010

gerbi 

The most creative person, loves music and art and gorgeous as heck. A person who is out-going and remains calm whenever they hear something exciting. A person who really knows what their friends are feeling, and really cute and makes ugly clothes looks fabulous when no one else would look good in it.

WOW, have you met my gerbi?

gerbi by Chris-tee-nahhhh September 24, 2011

gerbilnaut 

Like an astronaut, but a gerbil going "where no gerbil has gone before". See gerbilling

It soon became clear to Richard's gerbil that he would soon become a gerbilnaut.

gerbilnaut by Solly Jim December 15, 2008

Gerbilist 

gerbilist
/ˈdʒə bɪl'ɪst/

noun

a burrowing, snake-like creature who performs stenography for newspapers, magazines, or news websites or prepares news to be broadcast, spending much of its time stuck inside the anus of its superior.

The media is full of gerbilists - they spent so much time up Murdoch's ass that their view is permanently stained.

Gerbilist by Ms. Unformation May 7, 2022