The Dick Belding

One performs a series of generally vile sex acts until their partner is forced to finally turn around and say, "Hey hey hey, what is going on here?" Named after the 'Saved by the Bell' character, Principal Richard Belding and his subsequent catch phraise.

"Yeah my relationship was going pretty good until I gave my girlfriend the Dick Belding last night."

The Dick Belding by m1tchapal00za November 7, 2006

Beating my dick 

Beating your dick, means to masterbate one's penor. It is something we say in Pennsylvania, and almost everyone says it.

It also means to slack off, and we say that here a lot.

When I get REALLY HORNY, I just gotta beat my dick!

He should be doing his homework, but instead he's just sitting around beating his dick(slacking off).

I love beating my dick, it feels so good to release the poon.

Beating my dick by Porner Brothers December 17, 2011

gummi bearing 

Woman exercising braless - bouncing here and there and everywhere

She was home alone and didnt want to wear a tight bra while exercising so she decided to go gummi bearing.

gummi bearing by calandarman March 20, 2014

Muffler bearings 

A real howl for prank-calling kids of our 70's past: get a naive auto parts clerk on the phone (dumb teen, etc.) and ask for "muffler bearings". A bigger howl when they realize the gag, and get back on the phone and cuss you out.

Obviously dated, due to caller ID.

Related to asking for "Johnson Rods"

see above described usage

Muffler bearings by Zelph August 9, 2004

beaning 

The act of dreaming about things one can never have. Derived from the derogatory term for mexicans ( beaner ) and their tendency to have farfetched fantasies about success.

1)Guy 1: Damn nigga! That poon thinks he can get ass tonight.

Guy 2: SHIITTTT nigga. he needs to stop beaning!

2) Guy 1: That spic be eyeing my car!

Guy 2: aw man. he be beaning.

beaning by A-Men June 24, 2005

badingo 

1. (v.): The act of doing anything considered by his friends as stupid. Always followed by the phrase "it up"
2. (n.): badango: An insult given to someone who is intellectually void.
3. (adv.): badala-ringo-rango: A tag word added on at the end of the sentence to add emphasis on the stupidity of the situation.

1. You go and you badingo it up.
2. That a'way to badingo it up with the badango.
3. I can't believe he badingoed it up with the badango, badala-ringo-rango!

badingo by jDogg February 25, 2005

beating the meat

What males should probably never do without lotion.

I walked in on the fool beating the meat dry. Damn, I hope he ain't start no fire....

beating the meat by None Of Ya Damn Bid-ness April 18, 2008