painted my squirrel 

To identify problems, issues, and challenges in your life or business.

I painted my squirrel, got my shit in order and grew my revenue by 20 percent.

painted my squirrel by Mainemom February 4, 2020

Printer 

Code for vape

Guy: "Hey man have you seen my 'printer?'"
Guy 2: "Yeah. Earlier I took a pretty fat hit of your va... printer."
Guy 3: "Hey can y'all shut up and pass the printer?"
Guy 2: "Can't. We misplaced it."

Printer by ill take a #1 February 9, 2020

Printer 

The thing where you print your ass on.

I used the printer to print my ass

Printer by A random piece of cardboard September 6, 2020

painted hero

Celebrity who thinks they are heroic because of the characters they play;
Sports figures
fake hero
comic book characters

These celebrity sycophants wouldn't know a painted hero from a real one.

painted hero by MadSlasher October 16, 2020

-Painted- 

Some idiot on the internet who posts cringe memes and has no life and plays anime games

lol -Painted- is cringe

-Painted- by PaintedGX October 27, 2020

printerism 

printerism is the act of judging other printers for their capabilities or thinking that one printer is superior to all other printers

guy 1: Man this dumb printer wont work, my dad's printer is so much better
guy 2: Hey man that's printerism

printerism by STRIKEFORCE4000 January 8, 2021

Painted the pope 

Paint the pope is when a girl kisses the tip of the penis, with lipstick on.

" my god guys, my Mrs painted the pope last night"

Painted the pope by Captain-fishlips May 2, 2021