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Get Real 

When a humorous situation has the potential to become much more serious. Many funny things such as pranks can "Get Real" in a short matter of time. Let's say you are performing a prank where you lube up the floor for your roommate to slip and fall. You wait for you roommate to enter the room, they slip and break their nose, arm, and neck. hmmm.. this prank didn't turn out to be as funny as once expected now did it? Now you have to take them to the hospital, and clean up the slippery floor when you get back home.
Plus now there's legal stuufff, and all these rumors around the neighborhood about you being a total douche and all....
Geeeez.. should have read up on the Urban Dictionary definitions first!
Zachary- "Ha Ha! this nail in the road prank is absolutely hilarious to watch! And everyone here is accepting me socially because I put the nail in the road and cars are getting really close to running it over!"

Ryan- "Yes the prank is fun to watch for now, but when a car really does blow a tire this is going to Get Real."
Get Real by Kevin McDouche September 23, 2009

real music

Music that uses talent. When nobodys writing lyrics for someone else, no constant reputation, and real instruments are used.

"Real" music is usually somewhat sophisticated.
real music
REAL:

Rush
The Beatles

Metallica
Coldplay

NOT REAL:
Skrillex
2 Chainz
Swedish House Mafia
Justin Bieber
real music by Big Moo Cow June 13, 2013
Sort of beer not available in America (Continent), enjoyed by Germans, Belgians and the Czech among others. (Also not avilable in France or the UK). Tastes like american beer but without the flavor of ass and with added flavor of beer.
Hans: Have you ever had real beer?
Justin: Yes, Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Hans: Slaps Justin in the face.
Real Beer by hamburgersued September 28, 2008

Real Kiwi Hours 

The time ranging from 12:00 A.M to 11:59 P.M in which you go out to go scavenge for and food or scraps to keep yourself nourished.
Random Stranger: Hey do you have the time?
Me: Yeah, it's Real Kiwi Hours
Real Kiwi Hours by Real Kiwi Hours February 13, 2018

KEEP IT REAL 

NOT keeping it fake.
This movie should be kept real. Not keeping it fake.
KEEP IT REAL by Sos June 5, 2004

Real man 

Real man is what a real woman feels completed with.

When real man and real woman come together in intimate form, they talk about everything that hasn't been said.

When RM & RW traspass the good and the bad and the bleh's together, they do it as a teamwork with solid and rooted foundations.
A Real Man loves a Real Woman and a Real Woman loves a Real Man.
Real man by Ayuryari November 30, 2021