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riding the moped 

Hooking up with a fat, ugly or otherwise embarrassing person.

Doing anything that is outright lame and pathetic and would be humiliating if your friends saw you doing it.
You were the wingman last night so tonight I'll be riding the moped.

lawn mower 

One whom mows lawns / Tyler.
You have to mow your lawns again?!
Damn, what are you,
lawn mower?
lawn mower by Tyler Kadell October 29, 2007
1.owned; loosing; getting smoked(beaten;
2.also refers to lower that someone else
1.a)Two men are play darts, the guy loosing says "I'm getting moked." Rfering to being beaten or owned
b)someone wipes out when surfing, they just got moked by the wave, or owned by the wave
2.In a gang a newbee is lower than someone who was in for two years so he is a moke
Moked by Anjslkdkd December 29, 2005
Fun to ride, but dont wanna be seen riding it
Dang that chick is a total moped!

"Dude, do u like that chick or what?" " No man, shes just a moped."
Moped by Hoolia16 October 30, 2011

Moted Facial 

Ellaboration on moted by adding facial to the end. Usually done to someone after they are put down or embarass themselves; one emphasizes them being "moted" by adding "facial". This is accompanied by a claw shaped hand running down the heckler's face. Commonly used by Bay Areas brats in the 80's.
Boy 1: Whoa! That Burke's bitch is hot!
Boy 2: Shit dumbass! That bitch's got a dick! I think he goes to Town! I guess you're a fag!
Boy 1: Oh, uh...
Boy 2: Moted facial! Faccccceeee!!!
Moted Facial by R Morris August 31, 2006

moved the needle 

When a man is aroused.
Friend 1: Man, check this out
Friend 2: Yeah man, that moved the needle
moved the needle by jammiees September 26, 2018