Preying Mantis 

A preying mantis is a woman who, while orally pleasuring a man, bites the head of the penis right when the man is about to cum, much like the female insect (preying mantis) will eat her mate after the reproduction process.

Guy 1: Dude why is there blood on your pants?
Guy 2: Because that bitch is a preying mantis, she bit the head of my dick!

Preying Mantis by Layssiege February 9, 2010

Hampshire Martini 

Coined in a Hampshire College Mod kitchen many times over, a Hampshire Martini is any mixed drink made using a needlessly large Mason Jar in lieu of a traditional Cocktail Shaker. Despite the mention of martini in the title, any cocktail recipe can be employed, as long as one assembles the contents in a jar over ice, shakes or stirs accordingly, and then uses the Mason Jar's lid to strain the liquid into the appropriate glass: another mason jar.

"Any real Hampshire student, given the do-it-yourself nature of such a wonderfully liberal college, would not be caught dead without making their cosmopolitans up Hampshire martini style."

"Even the neo-marxists?"

"Sweetheart, especially the neo-marxists."

Hampshire Martini by Drunk Div III November 2, 2009

fudge martin 

an act of humiliation and anguish whereby one poops onto his or her hand and proceeds to slap another across the face or facial area.

Jesse was being a bitch and Janice fudge martin'd her to death
Jerome and Tyrone got into a scrap, Tyrone got the upper hand and fudge martin'd Jerome.

I'm so sick of being fudge martin'd uttered Lois poopily

fudge martin by poo.radley August 27, 2011

doc martin'd 

It's when someone licks from the base of your nose to the tip. This occurs in a Doc Martin episode where he is dreaming about Louisa. Turns out to be a dog licking him, even though actress Caroline Catz actually did the deed on camera.

I was laying on the couch and my girlfriend snuggled up to me and totally Doc Martin'd my face!

doc martin'd by Pid&Pud December 24, 2012

Ruby Martinez 

Ruby Martinez is the cutest human being in the world that deserves better! All he wanted was for Olivia, Monse, Jamal, and Cesar to be happy! But Cesar didn’t shoot

“Ruby wanted to make everyone happy! RUBY MARTINEZ DESERVES BETTER!”

Ruby Martinez by Ruben.Martinez May 29, 2018

Pink Martini

1. A cosmopolitan, or a Vodka Martini made with cranberry juice.
2. A pussy juice cocktail, made with Vodka and coochberry juice.

I would like to give you a pink martini.

Pink Martini by Chestnut + Hazel April 14, 2019

South Dakota Martini 

An American adjunct lager with green olives.

Dave is from Watertown, South Dakota, and when he goes to the Prop with his friends he likes to get a South Dakota Martini.

South Dakota Martini by LukeFourShore December 17, 2017