Constibater 

Someone who is sits on the toilet constipated while masturbating.

Last night i was a total constibater.

Constibater by shineypoo January 26, 2010

Installation Constipation 

When installing a program onto your computer it sometimes takes a ridiculous amount of time to do it, or it takes ages and then does it all at once - a bit like constipation.

Ronald: Hey Jeremy, flight simulators is taking the piss to install, fuck it, i dont want to play that shit game anyway.

Jeremy: Hmm looks like you had a classic case of installation constipation there mate. Why the fuck did you want to play that anyway you complete bell.

Installation Constipation by Nedmundovich April 5, 2009

Constipated 

Being really, really, really stupid or looking very silly.

Gawd, she's so constipated. Just look at the way she dresses and how she thinks that taxes are a medicine.

Constipated by Ren February 4, 2005

constipated whale

a wale that has sever digustional problems or a very stinky Ian

that whale is a constipated whale

constipated whale by Shea&Dee April 10, 2013

constipated sugar 

aka a marshmellow

anyone care for some rosted consipated sugar?

constipated sugar by bluliqdsurfergrl April 29, 2003

Constipate 

To stop talking shit and concentrate on the task at hand.

Me: i like lollypops
You: me to, especially when the missus sticks it in her #$%^
Me: hahaha, shh now i must CONSTIPATE i have to get this done

Constipate by TheMuffanator March 30, 2011

Constipation 

A condition, usually mental, that prevents life's natural flow.

The constipated computer I was working on was so slow it prevented me from sending the email.

Constipation by Killing Kittens November 7, 2004