stoning

The act of attempting to freeze the passage of time through action of doing nothing. Works best with several people. However the passage of freeze will be broken once a person either says or thinks about the time.

Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 3: ...
Person 4: stoning is boring how long till we gotta get back to class
Person 1, 2 & 3: zomg dude you broke the continuation of non-continuity
*2 seconds later bell rings*

by kaldoscope November 13, 2009

Stroking the Crossbar

when making love to a woman of a slighter build, it can be felt that the normal padding a woman has around her vagina is not present. In fact, in the case of very slight women one can feel a bone perdendicular to the penis that creates some discomfort known as the 'crossbar'. Stroking the Crossbar is simply having sex with a woman with a bony vagina.

Stephen had enjoyed his sex the night before but was feeling a little damaged from "Stroking the Crossbar".

by Big Ben Boy August 4, 2010

Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man

A man who live in galesburg Illinois, he likes dildos and dirty dancing, preferably with dildos. Hes one of the funnier people in Galesburg.

Man i saw Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man the other day, man hes funny.

by QDooog September 11, 2006

smoking the crust

Performing oral stimulation on an elderly woman's vagina.

Cody was busy smoking the crust of this cougar last night.

by Cougar Poacher October 20, 2010

Cock-Stocking

Cock-Stocking: When a man places his penis inside a woman's vagina simply as a means to keep his sexual organ warm (COCK STOCKING)

Marissa is my favorite Cock-Stocking during the Winter time.

by RyandRy December 31, 2010

estrogen stroking

when you have to constantly tell a woman she is;

beautiful

gorgeous

cute

not fat

amzaing

and or perfect the way she is

Todd: So what did you and jamie end up doing last night?

Jeff: Nothing at all man i was estrogen stroking her all night and she was still a debbie downer

by iamthedylanator August 14, 2011

Stocking Stuffer

A tube sock that is used by adolescent males to ejaculate into when masturbating to contain the mess and hide it from their moms

My mom knew I was jerking off when she found my stiff stocking stuffer in the clothes hamper

by wildcard007 December 20, 2009