Humpophobia 

The fear of screwing!

I would not ask her out, she has humpophobia.

Humpophobia by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016

Human tube of toothpaste 

When a person is ran over by a tank from the feet to the head, forcing the blood to explode out of the head like a tube of toothpaste.

I can wait to watch Al-farquad be turned into a human tube of toothpaste

Human tube of toothpaste by Randomdude3328 January 5, 2022

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. by Siriusexclu October 27, 2020

Luka Humor 

Extremely unfunny joke. Way unfunnier than a dad joke. This is a joke only a person named Luka can find funny

Also, see Pun

Luka: Tells an unfunny joke

Person: That's some Luka humor right there

Luka Humor by The biggest balls of them all November 10, 2021

Humongous big 

An adjective to describe huge shit in the universe and other stuff. First used by Ilya Bryzgalov. Also can be used as humoungously big.

Oh you know, the universe is so humongous big, it just makes our problems so small.

Humongous big by Bryzmas96 December 28, 2011

Humay 

Humay is the best name of girl. She is so adorable and sweety.If you know girl named Humay,keep her until end of your life.She is kind and honest person

I am so happy to know you,Humay

Humay by anonymous July 11, 2021

Berkeley hummer 

A person, often of elitist persuasion, often women, who maximizes the duration of words while minimizing the duration of spaces between words because: (a) the person wishes to prevent interruption during speech, and/or (b) the person requires more time to create connecting sentences due to the influence of mind-altering chemicals, such as marijuana.

Related to: ummer

While narrating classic literature for a public radio program, a Berkeley hummer from The New York Times took five minutes to read the opening line of Moby Dick, in the morning.

Berkeley hummer by Slave33 August 28, 2013