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Spare Sausage? 

A foreign language used by gay autistic kids to ask for some food.
Autistic Kid: "Oh my! Spare Sausage? May I have some?"
Other Autistic Kid: "Of course, take some sause too.
Spare Sausage? by Crilbus November 24, 2018

Cocktail Sausage Syndrome 

cocktail sausage syndrome (CSS) is the shrinkage of the penis after cocaine consumption , resulting in a cocktail sausage sized, shriveled Willy.

CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.
That sniff is strong, I've cocktail sausage syndrome.

Veggie Sausage 

Veggie Sausage by sc393976 December 18, 2018

Snowy Sausage 

The act of snorting cocaine off ones dick
Man. Rebecca was wild last night. She hit my snowy sausage til she passed out!
Snowy Sausage by Jameson_Halen_W December 28, 2018

the sausage king

A high school head teacher who lures children into their office to shove frankfurters up their assholes. They call this being “plumed”.
Have you seen The Sausage King recently? I heard he killed Gee with his pork!

Tim Sausage 

a sexy mf cookin up some good ass fuckin sausages on the grill whilst drinking them cold ones
"tim sausage be straight fuckin F I R E dawg"