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winston monkey rage 

When you insert at least half of your tongue into the rectum then swirl your tongue in a circular motion until bowels move.
The Winston monkey rage we tried made a huge mess, but it was totally worth it.

winston peters 

nz politician, conman, tax sponge, causes problems, gets called out on them then runs away until the next election, then tries to become valid again. pretty much what an 80 series landcruiser would look like if it was human, rings all the bells but ultimately just an over rated problem causing asshole that will cost you money but has a leather exterior instead.
pulled a winston peters
that's the sort of thing winston would do
seemed reliable at the start
can't believe he let me down again
but he promised
winston peters by khoshar August 28, 2023

slippery winston

When your drunk and high as a mothfucker and your uncle slips itin your ass and makes you cum like you never came before
"Man my uncle fucked my ass when I was off my tits last night and I came so hard"

"Sounds like someone got a slippery winston"
slippery winston by bluraptor October 28, 2016
Winston, former president of United Kingdom.Generally not well known is the fact that Winston in ancient gaelic english means Raging homosexual pregnant goose.Generally having the following properties:- miserably dissolute derelict putrid, feeble-minded depraved orgy of subhuman indecency.irredeemably boorish contemptible vermin and a petty, chromosome deficient sexual assaulter of barnyard animals.
You are a strangw winston
winston by Marcus De Alabamo April 30, 2006

winston main 

A player who mains the worst fucking characyer and cannot do any damage!!!
winston main by Zarya Main June 21, 2017

The Winston 

Anyone who is able to bench press more than they squat, likes party of 5 and beverly hills 90210, hates white people, and is just irrepressibly cute
The Winston by win brady June 11, 2006