murkle man 

the man who delivers many beastings to many mens

"who you see that?"
"yeah hes a murkle man"

murkle man by krissy.p April 1, 2007

murky waters 

explosive diarrhea that leaves the toilet water dirty and cloudy, just like the murky waters of a swamp or river.

I ate some Popeye's spicy chicken earlier and now I have the murky waters.

murky waters by pimp darryl g. April 23, 2004

Murkasaurus Rex 

One who has been severely murked, both in a physical, and metaphoric sense.

Dude, I shouldn't have drunk so much beer last night, I woke up like a murkasaurus rex today.

Murkasaurus Rex by Murkasaurus January 4, 2009

murkin

Genital Wig

murkin by Anonymous July 23, 2003

murkin card protector 

A genital wig that is used to protect someones cards while playing poker.

To avoid them being mucked by the dealer.

Dont touch my cards they have a murkin card protector on it.

murkin card protector by Snapple Yoni March 6, 2007

Murkculated 

To be murked; Just got did ; to be beaten up; to be a loser; to have just lost,

also: murkculatin
murkculating
murkculation

you just got murkculated

Murkculated by Mr.$$$ March 4, 2009

murkaopp 

When you feel close to a person but come to find out they were shitting on you the whole time.

Dylan was invited to a party by his know to be best friend, but his best friend was a murkaopp and suprised pissed on him in front of 36 people and embarrassed the shit out of him.

murkaopp by Theone2002 July 12, 2016