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poop chute flute 

When you stick your dick in a woman’s asshole, punch her in the stomach and as her anus clenches you rip your dick out out. You grab her pink sock and begin to play it like a flute. This will result in an instant orgasm as per the legend.
Dude last night I gave Tina the old poop chute flute and she came all over my bed. It was awesome.
poop chute flute by Drtylg1 March 5, 2020

pack your own chute 

Follows a deep tradition of "laying pipe" with questionable ladies. It invoves the task of putting a condom on yourself so its done right.
Dude, shes like the village bicycle... everybodys had a ride! I hope you pack your own chute!
pack your own chute by bakonbits September 23, 2010

chili chute 

boot-hool, ahahahahaha, say it like that, "bute hule"

Minnesota Log Chute 

When in the "doggie-style" position, you perform a technique of compressing air into the partners anus(known as the cum-pressor. After you feel a great amount of force, pull out and enjoy the chocolate fountain.
Well she said she had to do the two, so I cum-pressed her for a Minnesota Log Chute
Minnesota Log Chute by JT-fo shizzy February 26, 2009
To be vintage in a classy way
Though the term "log flume" is more widely used, "log chute" is classier. I am pro-chute.
pro-chute by AEM May 24, 2007

hoo hoo chute 

Another word for a vagina, much like hoo hoo, but with more class.
Bret had fun with Laura's hoo hoo chute at the banquet this weekend.
hoo hoo chute by Chutes Away November 23, 2009

dirt chute 

a females 's anus. It usually has a sexual connatation
She took it in the dirt chute like a real champ.
dirt chute by thesinic September 20, 2006