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good old fashion beating 

to put a fist pounding and a boot kicking beating on a guy them smash him over the head with a trash can. No guns or knives involved just an old time well deserved beatin' extravaganza
That fuck got a an old time, garbage can involved, well deserved beatin last night. It was some kinda good old fashion beating it was...that fuck

Breading 

To go into any store with self checkout, taking any bakery item and gathering any other items in the store you may want. This is then followed up with going to the self checkout and choosing the bakery item, placing everything on the weights simultaneously. If this is successful , proceed with the checkout and enjoy how much money you saved.

(Disclaimer: This is not stealing, it is Breading.)
Yo Pablo! Are you breading?
Breading by Anonymous Breader November 18, 2019

Carpet beating 

The act of having intercourse with a woman vaginally in a very violent and rough way.
Sally: I just came back from Alejandro's house.
Jess: how was it?
Sally: he gave my carpet a beating.

Justin Biebers boyfriend just gave him a Carpet beating
Carpet beating by Dr. Vaginastien November 3, 2010

Koala Bearing 

When your friend is so drunk he must cling to you with legs and arms like a Koala bear to stay upright
Guy 1..."I don't remember the concert at all last night."
Guy 2..."Yeah, you were koala bearing my ass all night."
Koala Bearing by T.E.B June 21, 2019

jesus beating 

A severe beating, as in the category of the beating that Jesus received in "Passion of the Christ."
Holy shit, did those cops give Rodney King a Jesus beating, or what!?
jesus beating by John Testes November 22, 2007

Bending Over 

The act of messing up, screwing up, letting someone take advantage of you, etc.
Example 1

Guy 1 to Guy 2: Way to let that guy take your seat. You really bent over

Example 2

Guy 1 to Guy 2: You just gave up another touchdown.
Guy 3: You're really bending over
Bending Over by bender23 January 23, 2011