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blumpkin remix 

the act of the guy enjoying taking a shit a lot more than getting his blow job.
Damn, I had the blumpkin remix last night while Sally was over.
blumpkin remix by Conrad Murray February 18, 2011
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Something you shout when you're listening to a CD with other people when it starts to skip, especially if you live in 1997.
REMIX! Haha, get it? It's skipping, it sounds like a bad remix! Haha! Guys? C'mon, it's funny!
remix! by kwirk June 10, 2005

Remington Model 700

A bolt action rifle, available in many calibers, it is said to be the most accurate "out of the box" of any manufacturer. It is used primarily as a hunting firearm. The US Military also uses it as the basis for their M24 Sniper's Weapon System (SWS) in 7.62x51mm NATO caliber.
I know I would've bagged that deer had I been using a Remington Model 700 instead of this sub-par Winchester.
Remington Model 700 by Teddy July 12, 2005
to be in an action of a remedy
Let me remify that for you.
remify by fridck,fridck August 11, 2009

gentle reminder

The act of pretending to be courteous in reminding someone that they didn't do what you told them to do when in fact you are being extremely condescending.
Matt, 'gentle reminder' that you have to wear socks around the office.
a CD that is scratched just enough to repeat and continue a few beats and sound remixed. you can purposly scratch the CD on a sharp or rough surface to mess it up. You can claim to have remixed songs to your friends, that have never been heard before.
"haha check out this cd i just remixed :O:O:):D"
Remixed by Foolacy May 19, 2009