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i've heard it both ways 

A good way to sound witty after you have just been proven wrong.
Shawn: "Gus please. Don't be Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan."
Gus: "Azkaban."
Shawn: "I've heard it both ways."

Amber heard 

literally a bitch.
she abused johnny depp and tried to use feminism: hE's A mAn Im A wOmAn, WoMeN CaNt AbUsE mEn!!!1!1!11.
Girl: i love amber heard
man from Zimbabwe news: why are u gei?
Amber heard by A.penis September 22, 2021

bitches should be seen not heard 

What you say in response to a noisy ho or a friend's complaints about a female that talks too much.
Mike Tyson: I felt very hurted when my wife brought up my problems with premature ejaculation into a conversation. I wanted to gouge her eyes out, stomp on her ovaries, and murder her children. Bitches should be seen not heard you know?
DMX: UH HUUUUUHHHHH!!!! ARGHHHH *BARK* *BARK*

Oh heard 

Agreeing with someone!
Person 1: When you guys got owned, you got owned!

Person 2: OH HEARD!
Oh heard by Captain Owning February 18, 2009

ju-heard 

Often used at the end of a sentence to confirm understanding.
Yo, we going to the movies at 8, ju-heard?

I'm bout to be out, ju heard?
ju-heard by AC McP March 14, 2010

I heard most kids 

Phrase of sarcasm used to indicate feelings of disagreement or doubt with the actions of another.
I heard most kids listen to Lisa Loeb.
I heard most kids by Skone82 March 7, 2009