Max Payne Thousand

Fine ass baddie. She cool asf and bad asf. Typically used wit da homies.

Person 1: Aye brodie, I got a shordy comin over

Person 2: She Max Payne Thousand?
Person 1: Fasho you alr know how im coming

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Bad ass female. She cool asf. Typically used when talking to the guys.

Person 1 : Aye brodie, I got a shordy comin over tonight.
Person 2 YOOOO! She Max Payne Thousand?
Person 1: Fasho brodie. You alr know how im coming

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A big heavy entity
if you can’t see him you can hear him breathing behind you like Shaq
eats everything in his way and can’t be slowed down
A force to be reckoned with

I pray to god that I don’t run into that big motherfucker max jolly today

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is a fucking jew, stinks of big nose and gas showers. ( dont take the piss hes actually been through a lot)

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Has no game except when he’s talking to Alicia Vernaza.

Guy: Yoooo I’m Max Lunaing rn
Girl: what does that mean?
Guy: I just got rejected by a girl :(

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A regular guy who says he is a drug lord. He may be but no one knows. Usually has his ‘dealers’ in France, Belgium and Austria.

Bro you seem like a Max Davin.

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a sexy lanky bloke who is kind and respectful of others im surprised how he dosent have a girlfriend right now.

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